Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants. To celebrate our childhood through this iconic animation cartoon, we have brought these amazing and funny Spongebob Squarepants Quotes.
Have you ever thought that Squarepants is his last name? Hmm, interesting. To all the millennials out there, our childhood literally consists of specific cartoon channels and specific cartoons, one of which is Spongebob. As kids, we may have related to Spongebob and Patrick, but now it is for sure Plankton and Squidward.
And for the love of Spongebob, we have brought this amazing collection of Spongebob Squarepants Quotes, read on and relive your childhood:
Spongebob Quotes
- “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob
- “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks
- “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob
- “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
- “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob
- “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star
- I’m ready, I’m ready.
- “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.”
- “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star
- “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob
- “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
- “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors, Indoors, Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob
- “I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob
- “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs
- “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star
- “That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton
- “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob
- “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward
- “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob
- “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob
- “Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the 15!”. – Spongebob and Patrick
- “Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!”
- “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.”
- “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star
- “Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob
Famous Spongebob Quotes
- “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star
- “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob
- “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” – Patrick
- “Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.” – Spongebob
- “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton
- “Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob
- “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy
- “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob
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“See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” – Pearl Krabs
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“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob
- “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward
- “If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!” – Lord Royal Highness
- “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob
- “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” – Plankton
- “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob
- Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs:
- “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob
- “A five-letter word for happiness…money.” – Mr. Krabs
- “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob
- “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star
- “Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.” – Mr. Krabs
- “So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.”
- “Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness…money.” – Mr. Krabs
- “I have a square head and a real ghost has around one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob
- “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick
Krabby Patties are still on top of my food bucket list to try. With a mix of cheerful characters and dark humor, this show is simply epic. So enjoy your nostalgia and go out and rock your day.
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