60 Best Cat Quotes That Will Make Cat Lover Drool

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There are only two types of people in the world, those who love cats, those who hate cats, but you can never ignore them. When we talk about a perfect combination of cute and evil, we talk of cats. They come in all shapes, colors, and sizes and each one is sassier than the other. Cat parents can feel relieved because they would not die at the end of the world because the end of the world is probably going to be done by the army of these furballs and we can hope that they will spare their owners, we can truly hope, but who knows. So here is to the kitties, we have brought the funniest and best Cat Quotes and Sayings, read ahead and know why you should always bow down to them.

It seems like they hate every one of us, but we just cannot help but go crazy over how cute they act and look. This creature is surely made to take over the world, a perfect combination of cuties with brains.

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So here we have brought some cute and adorable Cat Quotes and Sayings that might be as evil as the cats but will surely make any cat parent drool:

Cat Quotes

  • “There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.” – Albert Schweitzer
  • “I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.” – Bill Dana
  • Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein
  • “A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.” – Theophile Gautier
  • “Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.” – Anonymous
  • “For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.” – Anon
  • “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has purpose.” – Garrison Keillor
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  • “A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.” – Charles M. Blow
  • “If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.” – Terry Pratchett
  • “No home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet.” – Unknown
  • “As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the humankind.” – Cleveland Amory
  • “A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.” – Robert Southey
  • “A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.” – Mason Cooley
  • “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” – Hippolyte Taine
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  • “I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.” – Jules Verne
  • “Cats are only human; they have their faults.” – Kingsley Amis
  • “Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.” – Jim Davis
  • “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.” – Garrison Keillor
  • “Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.” – William S. Burroughs
  • “Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.” – Sir Walter Scott
  • “A cat doesn’t care if you are smart or dumb, give him your heart and he will give you his.” – Abraham Lincoln
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  • “Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” – Joseph Wood Krutch
  • “Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.” – Roger Caras
  • “Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.” – W. L. George
  • “A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.” – Mark Twain
  • “The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.” – Paula Poundstone
  • “The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal — or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.” – Elizabeth Peters
  • “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” – Ellen Perry Berkeley
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  • “If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.” – Mark Twain
  • “Cats hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other.” – Stephen Baker

Funny Cat Quotes

  • “All cats like being the focus of attention.” – Peter Gray
  • “Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” – James Herriot
  • “Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything.” – Hank Ketchum
  • “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett
  • “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” – Unknown
  • “Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.” – Paul Gray
funny cat quotes
  • “The cat is above all things, a dramatist.” – Margaret Benson
  • “It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” – Cynthia E. Varnado
  • “One day I was counting the cats and I absent-mindedly counted myself.” – Bobbie Ann Mason
  • “Cats have it all: admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.” – Rod McKuen
  • “Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.” – Unknown
  • “Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.” – Mason Cooley
funny cat quotes
  • “The only thing a cat worries about is what’s happening right now.” – Lloyd Alexander
  • “If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.” – Eugen Weber
  • “Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?” – John Steinbeck

Love Cat Quotes

  • “I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.” – Jean Cocteau
  • “There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.” – Tay Hohoff
  • “I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy.” – Amy Lee
  • “A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.” – Ernest Hemingway
  • “What greater gift than the love of a cat?” – Charles Dickens
love cat quotes
  • “People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around.” – Susan Easterly
  • “I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.” – James Herriot
  • “I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.” – Nafisa Joseph
  • “How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.” – Robert A. Heinlein
  • “I’m not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they’re really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.” – Michael Showalter
  • “Time spent with a cat is never wasted.” – Sigmund Freud
love cat quotes
  • “Cats choose us, we don’t own them.” – Kristen Cast
  • “A meow massages the heart.” – Stuart McMillan
  • “Your house will always be blessed with love, laughter, and friendship if you have a cat.” – Lewis Carroll

Who is a four-pawed fur ball that will toss all the dishes off the cabinet counter and still be showered with toys and fishes? You guess that right, cats. You might want to go and give your kitty a cuddle right now but you might not, depends on her mood, good luck.

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