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Best Alcohol Quotes to Make You Responsible Drinker

Rum rum rum rum rum oh whiskey!!! Save water, drink whiskey? Yes? No? Maybe? The answer is: if yes then in limit and you will be good, if no then you are already great. The choice is yours. Because alcohol is not bad, uncontrolled alcohol is bad. Various alcoholic drinks have various good effects to human health when taken in moderation. It is scientifically proven. And for all the trippy people out there we have gathered together this thoughtful collection of Alcohol Quotes and Sayings. Read on while sipping on your beer. Cheers.

Our society considers alcohol a bad thing, well most part of the society. But guess who makes alcohol a bad thing? The answer is people from the same society. Consuming alcohol now and then is not worrisome. Being habitual to consuming unlimited liquor is worrisome. Forgetting your limits and responsibilities after being drunk is worrisome.

If you are a drinker, be a responsible one. If you drink alone, drink within the limit. If you drink in a group, make sure there are trustworthy people around you. Don’t be habitual to liquor for happiness or peace. And the most important thing, never drink and drive. Stay safe people.

So here we have tried to collect the most sensible Alcohol Quotes and Sayings, read on:

Alcohol Quotes

  • “It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
  • “Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.” – Carl Jung
  • “Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” – Seneca
  • “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” – Steve Fergosi
  • “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” – W.C. Fields

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  • “24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.” – H.L. Mencken
  • “That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.” – Charles Bukowski
  • “In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol – it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.” – George Best
  • “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton
  • “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
  • “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shawfunny alcohol quotes
  • “I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: “Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.” – George Carlin
  • “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” – Rumi
  • “I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.” – Tom Waits
  • “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.” – Matt Groening
  • “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill
  • “Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.” – Homer Simpson

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  • “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemmingway
  • “Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” – Bob Marley
  • “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • “Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” – Oscar Wilde
  • “When we drink we get drunk. When we get drunk we fall asleep. When we fall asleep we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” – Brian O’Rourke
  • “Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.” – Finley Peter Dunneinspirational alcohol quotes
  • “I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don’t know it.” – Charles Bukowski
  • “One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” – Lady Astor
  • “After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.” – Oscar Wilde
  • “Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” – Dave Barry
  • “If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” – Jack Handy
  • “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklindrinking alcohol quotes
  • “As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.” Robin Williams
  • “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart
  • “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman
  • “I envy people who drink, at least they know what to blame everything on.” – Oscar Levant
  • “My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.” – Winston Churchill
  • “What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking!” – George Gordonalcohol quotes
  • “It is the wine that leads me on, the wild wine that sets the wisest man to sing at the top of his lungs, laugh like a fool — it drives the man to dancing… it even tempts him to blurt out stories better never told.” – Homer
  • “I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.” – Abraham Lincoln
  • “Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart’s yearning.” – Patrick Rothfuss
  • “Other people’s films are like a cocktail, a little alcohol with water and juice. My films are like pure vodka.” – Jiang Wen
  • “Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.” – Dave Barry
  • “It takes only one drink to get me drunk…..the trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George Burnsfunny alcohol quotes
  • “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” – Bette Davis
  • “I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.” – Chelsea Handler
  • “The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for my enemies.” – William Temple
  • “I try to convince myself that it’s the alcohol talking. But alcohol can’t talk. It just sits there. It can’t even get itself out of the bottle.” – David Levithan
  • “I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.” – Charles Bukowski
  • “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” – Louis Pasteurinspirational alcohol quotes

If you are hitting a rock bottom in life, then a peg of rum on the rocks and bottoming up your peg while talking to your close and favorite people might seem like a therapy. But remember, you don’t necessarily have to drink to be happy. Non drinkers are also happy and content, drinkers are also miserable. So choose what you can handle responsibly.

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